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Mission Statement
The Ram Troper

The Ram Troper has a modest goal. We try to provide factual, relevant information to a high school audience. We feel like our readers deserve to be treated like functioning members of society who are capable of looking at the facts and forming their own opinions. We help them along this road of opinion-forming with a steady diet of liberal brain-washing and good ol' fashioned conservative-bashing. Rest assured, though, that the Troper is not a purely political publication. Far from it. In fact, we only devote about two pages of every issue to politics, and give plenty of room to satiric editorials, cartoons, and commentary on the entertainment business. To put it simply, we write about what you want to read. And if you don't know what you want to read, we tell you and then write about it.

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This factual information took the form of a rhino in ladies underpants

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And here's some relevant news in the shape of a seductive kangaroo

Many thanks go to Meghan Cooney for additional coding because HTML is hard and we are lazy.