Joe was an original member of the Ram Troper. As pop-culture analyst, he has written about topics ranging from the cultural signifigance of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the evils of today's music. Joe enjoys long walks on the beach, the poetry of Maya Angelou, long walks in the park, the sweet tunes of Barry Manilow, picking flowers, long walks on the treadmill, watching Saved by the Bell, and- in general- long walks.

Ed was actually the first person to submit an article to the Ram Troper, and has been with us ever since. His articles, about sports, take a less comedic view towards his subject. Yes, that's right, Ed tries to mantain some sense of journalistic integrity. Try not to hold it against him.

Jon is the founder and editor of the Ram Troper, and also writes several pieces in each issue, including a series of interviews with figures like Osama Bin Laden and Jesus Christ. He concieved the idea for an alternate high-school newspaper one day after reading the Ram Report and coming down with severe nausea and projectile vomiting. Jon is unbelievably briliant, possesses a rapier wit, and is stunningly sexy. He also wrote the bios for this website.

Tim began his run with the Ram Troper with a side by side comparison of Osama Bin Laden and Michael Jackson. After taking a break for one issue he returned in the third. His father is the infamous Mr. Phillips, renown for his superior conducting and slight stature. Tim is a forty-seven year old African-American woman.

Jon has been the unofficial second man in charge since the very beginning of the Troper. Many suspect that this is because Jon Mayer gives unfair advantages to other people named Jon. This is not true...not entirely true. Jon T. writes editorials for the Troper, with a scathing wit that spares none. He has been trying for the last seven years, with little success, to bring the salutation "stay black" into the mainstream.

Andrew is widely recognized as the only member of the Ram Troper with any sense of morality or common decency. He makes his cartoons about completely inoffensive, fun-loving topics. Inexplicably, they are still consistently funny and well-done. We try to avoid letting Andrew from getting in contact with any other member of the staff, lest he get his "goodness" on anyone.